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Say.

[Generally when Fuji starts off with a phrase like that, coupled with that particular glint in his eyes, those who know him well enough give him a wide berth and try not to maintain eye-contact for too long. He's currently seated in the Mahogany pokemon center, looking cheerful and attentive, which generally means that he's bored as hell and gods forbid you attract his attention in any way.

But people don't know that. Yet. He tilts his head, and goes on, whimsically.]

People still celebrate their birthdays here, don't they? If you've arrived as an eighteen-year-old, and some time passes and your birthday rolls around, it's natural to want to celebrate it -- especially with the friendships that spring up over time.

On the other hand, I've heard from the grapevine that when you return to your own world, you're dropped off at the exact same point as when you've left.

[Consideration!]

If an eighteen-year-old celebrates his nineteenth birthday here, would that make that hypothetical person both eighteen and nineteen at the same time?

[That smile is wry. So very wry.]

In other news, I've recently heard of a tree that punches people.

Out of curiosity, how well does it dance?

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[Oh Romano. You never change(d). :||aa]

Oh, I don't know. It could be a very sensitive tree. Or at least a tree that knows how to party.

It's still a tree, stupid. They don't know anymore about parties than they do about moving.

Never underestimate trees. Or something like that. Do you think this dancing, punching tree is just a myth, then?

It has to be. Why would there be a tree that could dance? Of course an idiot with a face as blank as yours would believe in something like that.

[That makes him chuckle.]

'Blank', huh. I guess you could say that.

So if I were to start changing up my expressions, I'd stop believing in that sort of thing?

[He pauses. Was this guy making fun of him? ...No, he seemed too dumb to be able to do such a thing.]

It'd make sense, dumb ass. And if, you still believe in such things afterward, then it has to be some other problem that's wrong with you.

[Make fun of people? Fuji? Never.]

For you to be so confident about this sort of thing, you must be quite the doctor.

What should I call you?

[He has a feeling this guy would believe anything he said. And the idea of having someone believe he was as smart as a doctor would be hard to pass up.]

Of course. I'm really smart, smart enough even to be a doctor.

[Call him "Your Kingdom", "Your Majesty", "Almighty Italy", "Your Greatness"--]

Italy Romano. What should I call you?

'Fuji'.

[He perks up.] Are you named after the country?

Fugi? What sort of name is that?

[He puts on his most condescending facade.] Something like that. Even for you, it shouldn't be so hard to guess the truth.

[And then Fuji will be like "Oh wow, I'm talking to the Great Italy, let me bow down to you since I'm nothing but a jester~!"]

A Japanese one. You don't like it?

[Fuji, on the other hand, is just amused.] Well, you'll have to forgive me for being so ignorant. It looks like the truth is far too much for someone like me to understand. Why don't you enlighten me?

...Japanese? Is that the eastern place?

That's right, you're too dull to understand how amazing this is. ...But I don't feel like telling you now, bastard, so you'll have to wait.

Far to the east. Though if you go west enough, you'll find it too.

[And at this? He salutes cheerfully. Archaically and entirely insincerely--] Then, I shall be awaiting patiently for your grace.

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